TARGETS THE NEW WALMART
My mum definetly has me attached to her never ending list of chain emails that bounce around, but I’m proud to say most of the time she sends the good ones. Here’s the latest.
“Day 1 of my new job…
After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ”Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’s twins? You blind, or just stupid?’ I replied, ‘Actually, ma’am, I’m neither blind nor stupid. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’ As I was escorted to the exit, my supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work. “
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Hahaha!!! Oh gosh. Laugh
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my customers this!
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HAHA! That’s fuhreakin’ hilarious.
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that in person tomorrow.
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